I used to work in a bridal department, and one day a woman comes up to me and says, "Oh what beautiful dresses. Looking at these makes me want to get married again. So, are you married?" Jokingly I said, "No mam. I just graduated college and I'm only 22yrs old. I've got time" So she waves off the comment and says, "Well, then you surely have a boyfriend?" I reply, "Nope. It's just me." Then...you could have heard a pin drop. She continued to stare at me with the quizzical look, that turned into the "pity" face/head tilt. Then she backed away slowly like I had a contagious disease and literally bolted for the exit. What the fuck?

What is so wrong with being single at 22yrs old? My clock isn't ticking and I am not looking for a boyfriend/potential husband anytime soon. For the past 5 years, I did the following: I graduated with an A.A. and a B.A., made countless friends, and had the time of my life. And now, I am employed at a dream job. So after talking to a very good friend of mine, I have decided to share what I like to call my "The Single Lady's Secrets to a Happy Life." So pleaseeeeeeeeee no more moping around because you don't have a Valentine or a date for "Date Night". It is possible to be single and happy. And I am going to tell you how. So strap on your big girl panties, because class is in session.
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Luke Bryan shows “the move” (by cosborn0207)

I WANT THIS.

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I honestly bet that Brett Ratner really wished he was organizing the Grammys because they seem much more forgiving than the Oscars. Seriously, you say a few hateful things and they don’t let you within a 100 yards of the Oscars. But you can literally beat the shit out of a nominee and they ask you to perform TWICE at the Grammys.
Seth Rogen at tonight’s Spirit Awards (via kateoplis)
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Thank you http://country-life.tumblr.com/tagged/lyrics

Thank you http://country-life.tumblr.com/tagged/lyrics

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I love country music.

I love country music.

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Queen Adele.

Queen Adele.

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Darius Rucker “Learn to Live” Album…go listen to it. Right now. Would I ever musically steer you wrong? 

Darius Rucker “Learn to Live” Album…go listen to it. Right now. Would I ever musically steer you wrong? 

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knowyourmeme: The hills are alive with the sound of fuck-giving? KYMdb - Look At All The Fucks I Give

knowyourmeme:

The hills are alive with the sound of fuck-giving?

KYMdb - Look At All The Fucks I Give

Here is the funny thing about Lent. You aren’t supposed to give up anthing. What you are SUPPOSED to do is give more of yourself to others to better your spirit. So that is what I am going to do. Who is the lucky person that I am going to give more to? That would be me…myself…I. I am going to give more to myself. I am giving myself more time to live life and not just read about other people’s lives on Twitter or Facebook. ::gasp:: Yes. I am giving up Twitter and Facebook. I have realized that instead of taking action in my own life, and what that “action” is I have no fucking clue, I have been reading and watching other people live the lives I wish I had. So bye Twitter and Facebook till Easter. DUECES! I’m gonna take up reading to keep my vocabulary active. I want to actually go running like I really wish I would. I am going to write more (hence me writing right now). I am going to actually write down and remember birthdays. I am going to be on Pintrest a lot. lol (I’m trading in two social medias for others like Tumblr and Pintrest, but I digress.)

I’m just gonna chill with myself and see what happens. Live a more “organic” lifestyle. Here I go. Let’s see how far I get.

p.s. I gave up chocolate too to give my hips a rest from growing.

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how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:

THERE ARE BUGS OUT ALREADY!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

There is no reason to live if bugs are invading this early.

For fuccking real

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It really shouldn’t matter what sign you are. You should be upfront with everyone about everything….unless the question is “Do these jeans make me look fat?” The answer is always no. 

It really shouldn’t matter what sign you are. You should be upfront with everyone about everything….unless the question is “Do these jeans make me look fat?” The answer is always no. 

Cancer Zodiac Truth
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